Waterbeds Are Back & Better Than Ever!
Feel the motion of the ocean without leaving home!
Been dreaming of traveling and going on a relaxing cruise, but stuck at home due to COVID-19 travel restrictions?
Well friends, today I have just the product for you! The fine folks over at the Purple Mattress onlinepany have just released a new line of waterbeds called the AquaPurple Collection™®. Say what?
Yep, you heard that right, waterbeds!
These new waterbeds will have you thinking you’re on a 7-day Carnival Cruise heading to the Bahamas while the motion of the ocean rocks you to sleep!
It’s like hopping in a time machine back to the ’80s!
I was obsessed with the waterbed I had in college. Nothing was more fun than heading to bed after a long night of partying (and adult beverage consumption) and being rocked to sleep by my water bed. I was only queasy like 77% of the time!
I’ve sure missed that bed, so I’ll for sure be trading in my traditional Purple mattress for a new AquaPurple Collection Waterbed. It’s going to be just like I’m in college again!
Hip2Save approved!
I know what you’re thinking, so how great is the new AquaPurple Waterbed Collection anyway? Recently Stetson was a contestant on the Price is Right and ended up winning a brand new King Size AquaPurple Waterbed!
Let me tell ya, ever since he started sleeping on it, that’s all we’ve heard about! Like bruh, we get it, you’re in love with your new bed. 🙄
Here’s why Stetson LOVES his AquaPurple Waterbed:
“I haven’t been sleeping that great for a long time, I felt like Goldilocks on most mattresses – this bed is too soft, this bed is too hard, and this bed is just too still. But then, I went on the Price is Right and won a year’s supply of Rice-a-Roni and a brand new AquaPurple Waterbed, and OMG, I’ve been sleeping like a colicky baby ever since!
I’ll admit that it took nine days to fill up the waterbed, so it was a little unonlinefortable until it was full. But then, it was just like falling asleep in the back of my mom’s wood-paneled minivan on the way to grandma’s house, a little rocky but a total rush of nostalgia.
There’s nothing quite like onlineing home after a long day of deal testing and diving into my waterbed. It does take me an extra 10 minutes to get out of the waterbed without hurting my back, but it’s so worth it!”
We’ve got a deal for ya, too!
Through 11:59 PM tonight, April 1st, you can save an additional $100 off the purchase of any new AquaPurple Waterbed Collection item when you use our exclusive promo code APRILFOOL. Even sweeter, if you order within the next hour, you’ll score 30 free chiropractor visits!
AquaPurple Waterbed King Size $1,999
Use promo code APRILFOOL (Save $100)
Get 30 Free Chiropractor visits
Shipping might be free, who knows?
Final cost only $1899 for all!
Do YOU have a waterbed? Let us know how much you love yours in the onlinements!
