Introducing Bark & Brie – The Ultimate Wine & Cheese Sampler Box for Fancy Pups!
Treat your best friend to a delicious subscription box with a selection of wine and cheese treats exclusively for the most refined canines!
Your dog deserves the finer things in life🍷🧀🐶
Does your furry friend turn their nose up at basic biscuits? Then it’s time to treat them to Bark & Brie, the ultimate wine and cheese subscription experience from the creators of Bark Box. Each month will feature various cheese treats and non-alcoholic wines infused with the finest pet-safe beef broth.
Don’t worry, no actual grapes are involved!
🐾 What’s Inside this month?
🦴 Squeak du Fromage – A plush brie wheel that squeaks with every distinguished bite.
🍷 Château du Woofington – Non-alcoholic Napa red wine with nodes of beef broth and chicken gizzards.
🧀 Gouda Boy Treats – Crunchy, cheese-flavored treats for the most discerning doggie palates.
🍇 Grape Escape Tug Toy – Because no “wine night” is onlineplete without a little grape-stomping action!
Perfect for doggy dinner parties, Friday night snuggles, or just a little extra pawsome indulgence.
Bark & Brie Box Monthly Subscription $234.00/Box
Less 50% off 1st Box
Shipping adds $4.99/month
Final cost just $121.99 shipped for your 1st box!
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Check out these Paw-sitively Raving Reviews for the Bark & Brie Box! 🍷🧀🐶
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Finally, a wine subscription that understands me.”
— Baxter, French Bulldog
“I used to settle for spilled tap water and table scraps, but Bark & Brie has elevated my taste. The Château Woofington pairs beautifully with my kibble, and the Gouda Boy Treats? Simply divine. I now refuse to drink from anything but a wine glass. My humans are concerned.”
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I bark in a French accent now.”
— Penelope, Poodle
“Ever since my first Bark & Brie Box, I’ve beonlinee très sophistiqué. I sniff my wine before drinking, I scoff at non-aged cheese, and I demand all my toys be ‘imported.’ This box has changed me.”
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The grape toy lasted 3 minutes. No regrets.”
— Duke, Labrador Retriever
“Look, I don’t know what ‘tannins’ are, but I do know that the Grape Escape Tug Toy was the most thrilling 180 seconds of my life. Also, the cheese-flavored biscuits? I inhaled them. Would give six stars if I could.”
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I am now a cheese sommelier.”
— Fifi, Chihuahua
“Before this box, I thought ‘cheese’ was just whatever fell off my human’s plate. But now? I detect notes of aged excellence. I demand brie at breakfast. I judge those who eat plastic-wrapped singles. I am enlightened.”
APRIL FOOLS! Did we almost convince you to sign up? As a team with loads of pets, we kind of wish this luxury subscription was something we could gift our favorite furry friends, but unfortunately, we’ll have to wait until a pet onlinepany makes it a reality. We know your pups are probably howling at this prank, too.
Happy April Fools’ Day! 🎉 Don’t miss this hidden surprise and check out more April Fool’s fun!
