Amazon review:
Soooo – Where to begin? It’s Tide – and my clothes aren’t really dirty because I have a middle management, white collar job with my wife and 1.8 kids living in suburbia and drive a Prius with leather seats to work. So naturally – it’s cleaning my not-dirty clothes as well as anything – even those stupid soap nuts. I was all “This thing is stupid.” and “Why do I need this?” until the magic happened. As soon as I was done with the first bottle and it was sitting in the recycle bin GLARING at me, the lightbulb went off! I had an impending party in my 1,800 sq ft raised ranch on a cul de sac (what the heck does that even mean – it’s probably “where overweight Americans live” in French or something) and needed to dispense copious amounts of Appletinis and blush wine without using those unsightly cardboard boxes (it pronounced Rose-“AY” Sharon… not Rose-“E”). WELL! LET. ME. TELL. YOU! I tore off that orange wrapper and poured in some Franzia and immediately tested it out. I mean… WOW! The first glass had a little bit of a head on it and was more lavender than pink, but boy was I woozy. After the first glass I knew what I had to do. I dumped the blue liquid out of the second bottle and filled that sucker up. The party was a blast – when I filled it, the foam made it look a little funny and rainbowy – so I called it unicorn tears – which made EVERYONE want to try it. All I can say is that I’ve ordered like six more since then so I can have a variety of mixes staged and ready for the next shin-dig with my besties. Get them before they are gone! You get Tide clean and an AWESOME way to dispense your adult beverages for one low (okay – not low) price – which is also a big plus because the “keep away from children” lever keeps them from drinking your booze.
ANYWAY…
What the heck am I reviewing here – Tide liquid – whatevs – my TJ Maxx’s were already clean. Five Stars.
The dispenser… Three Stars. It’s too low to put my wine glass under and only onlinees in ONE color so I actually need to label what’s in it for my stupid friends that don’t like “cheap” Vodka.
The refills – One Star – they only onlinee in that stupid small size which makes me have to refill it with Vodka often.
Net, Two stars because you make me empty the bottles first and don’t have larger ones that will hold a full 750 of wine.